One skill that Christians are particularly good at is conjuring up women.
The judges are in complete awe of what they are witnessing and are saying “yes” to everything!
A woman with opinions is the only thing worse than one with breasts. Why, after all, are they unable to carry out their roles as silent, boyishly proportioned coat hangers as God intended? Indeed, people, it pretty well encapsulates the terrifying ideology that the soulless automaton Olivier and His Accent of Indeterminate Origin proclaimed during Thursday night’s ”
